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Aria will bite, belch, and fart her way into your heart in this second installment of the Funny Stories for Kids series, brought to you by the famed Dweezel and Pallie.
Enjoy an excerpt:
“Oh, good,” said Crustacean, swimming into a long, dark, stinking, dirty dungeon. It's cells were full of sad looking sea citizens. “See, Tortly, dis gonna be easy! It like I always say, a good Crustacean is a--”
Crustacean swam directly into a shark.
The shark turned around and growled, showing its wide smile of sharp teeth.
“Oh my!” Crustacean gasped.
“Intruders!” shouted the shark. He opened his mouth and went to bite Crustacean.
Crustacean dodged the charging shark with some quick swimming moves, but Tortly, behind him, was too slow. Tortly screamed and went into his shell.
The shark caught Tortly in his mouth. He bit down on the turtle’s shell, which became wedged in his mouth.
Crustacean come from behind now and began pinching the shark with his lobster pincers.
“Take some of dis,” Crustacean shouted, poking and pinching, “And some of dis! Not so tough now without you scary teeth!”
Crustacean wound up his little red claws and poked them both into the shark's eyes.
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