Five Word Friday: proper, brand, husband, pigeon, offend

Welcome to this week's Five Word Friday writing prompt. The challenge this week, should you choose to accept it, is to use the following five words: proper, brand, husband, pigeon, offend

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She sighed with contentment as her brand-new husband gave her a proper footrub.It was worth getting married for this alone.

"I'm so glad Michael was able to find a pigeon to buy that painting," he continued, moving up to her calves. "At least that's now out of our lives. At the rist of offending you, I'm ready for a bit of peace and quiet."

She bit her lip. "There's just one thing I haven't had a chance to tell you. I put in a bid on another storage unit...and won. We're to go clean it out tomorrow."

His hands stilled on her legs, and his mouth dropped open.

Huh, I didn't think that actually happened outside of books.